Been awhile since I updated this bugger. Feels like there's simply not enough time in this world to be idling all day. Which I do almost every day. Got traumatized aplenty this whole week through. First was the great fall off the steps outside of Yio Chu Kang MRT Station. So maluating. Van was with me. She screamed more than I did, but of course, she wasn't the one feeling the pain that stabbed through both my knees. I scraped my right knee pretty much, while the other knee escaped unscathed.

My pride came crashing down for a moment but I managed to rebuild it even though 2 assholic Bangladeshi workers were staring at me like like as though they had never seen anyone fall on all fours before. Jakuns. Sickos arh. So that was traumatizing experience number 1. Number 2 came along pretty soon after that as I was on bus 293 home from school the same night I fell. Sitting on the left side of the bus, I was busily minding my own business listening to Lindsay Lohan croon her latest single, 'Over' in my Discman & then at the corner of Dunman Secondary, the bus suddenly decided to stop even though the traffic light was amber & it was close to the double white lines.

I cursed the bus driver silently. Like, hellooooo. All I wanted to do was to go home & get some rest. That was when I saw the big crowd gathering right after the corner of the street at Dunman. What the heck, I thought. Accident?? On that pitiful narrow street they call a road??

Virtually all the passengers on my bus got out of their seats instantaneously & craned their necks as far as they could go in order to see what was the chaos all about. Me being not-so-Kiasu-&-typically Singaporean chose to remain rooted in my seat because from my view, I could only see 2 cars after the turn of which the first car's rear was crushed mildly. So I thought to myself, what the heck?? It's just a minor thing, so why was everyone crowding around the area??

It was when the bus decided to turn was then that I saw what had caused the commotion & what people were making a big deal about. As the bus turn into the corner, the more the passengers on the bus craned their necks. And when it made its turn, that was when I saw the car. It was a metallic brown sedan, a not-so-recent Nissan Cefiro model.

And it was overturned.

Yep. Literally wheels up in the air, the top of the car smashed upside down. It was horrific. The driver was nowhere to be seen. Prolly hospitalized. And I'm thinking the guy who was driving was prolly stone drunk as well. I lift my hat off to you, sir. For maybe taking the turn too jerkily, for maybe speeding where you shouldn't be since it's just a narrow stretch of road, for maybe being the asshole that you are on the road & not heeding the 'If You Drink, Don't Drive' slogan that the government have put up for a very good reason. Fucktard.

My traumitizations didn't stop there. I reached home & after watching Desperate Housewives & Vegas, switched on my lappie, wanted to turn on Power98 on streaming audio but saw a previous file & clicked on it instead.

Big mistake.

I saw something I wasn't ever supposed to see. Or so I thought I wasn't supposed to see. I don't even want to elaborate further. I was traumatized, period.

Geez.

Now, this doesn't end here. I was traumatized again today by PK who kept threatening to burn me with his lighter. BURN, for heaven's sake!!! He kept flashing the lighter at me then start laughing those evil laughs that sends proverbial chills down your spine. But PK's laughter put Cruella de Vil's & any other villains' laughter to shame & compared to his, they paled in comparison.

And now for the coupe de grace, my 2 most lovable best friends have decided they were gonna play cupid without my knowledge whatsoever & set me up with a guy they know. Which they did. And I just knew. Today. They told him all about me & heck, I have never even met the guy!!! He was supposed to be Nini's classmate but both Nini & Fala agreed with each other that he & I were meant to be. Thanks, ehh.

I'm sooooo maluated. Those 2 cheeky monkeys are in for it when I see them. They've decided to set me up during Valentine's Day which unfortunately I disagreed to since I had night class. But did that even stop them?? Nooooooooooo, Nini cheekily replied that the night is still young & that the guy could pick me up after my night class. Shit, no!! I hadn't even agreed!! I don't even know the guy & here they were showing off neoprint pics of us, me included, to him. Oh, mannnn.

I have nothing to say. They keep pestering me. Telling me this guy's a good catch & that we look good together. What the heck?? I've never even seen the guy in a picture!!! Accordingto them, he's interested. Girls, are you kidding me?? You guys are gonna get it the moment all of us meet up for lunch one of these days. I still haven't agreed to their absurd plan yet, I don't know if Nini has already messaged the fella & told him I agreed. Oh, brother.

Laterz...
Lenny JC