*Commentator's voice* And now, it's time for another photoblog edition!! It's been a while since this author posted up various pics, but guess what?? She's back with a fresh round of pictures, guaranteed to brighten your day. Starting off with Real Madrid's new signing, Robinho, previously from the Brazilian club, Santos.


Robinho & Baptista look like brothers...
Baptista: Come here & gimme some of that!!
Robinho: No, no!! Stop pinching THERE & go away!! I'm not gay!!


Everybody, heave ho & away he goes!!


Robinho: Catch me, okay?? I'm coming down, coming, coming....
*Author's note: Heh...I'll just leave you to imagine how it ended, 'kay??


A mega-huge super life-sized statue of the World Cup trophy won by France back in 1998.


Claude Makelele: *in French accent* Ehh sorry, no photos please. I am very shy & very gentle as I am French. No, no interview.


Djibril Cisse: Eyy, yo mon!!
Thierry Henry: Yo!! So now you're a fisherman, ehh?? Side job??
Cisse: Yeah, mon. Just in case...
Henry: Caught any fish yet??
Cisse: Not yet...I'm still learning how to untangle the fishing net to fling into the see...


If Napolean Bonaparte was their coach, he'd go: Left, left, left right left. Atten'hut!!


Zinedine Zidane: I am hungry enough to eat a vache. Medium rare, please.


Juergen Klinsmann: You see that, children?? Those two are among the people who will represent our country & bring us world glory. You want to be like them when you grow up, don't you??


Bernd Schneider: Are those kids still watching??
Sebastien Deissler: Nope...
BS: Okay, tag, you're it...
SD: Aww, damn. Bernd, can we stop now?? We've been tagging each other for the past half an hour!!


Assistant Coach: No skivving off again for snacks today yeah, Rooney??
Wayne Rooney: Ahhhh, no sir, I promise I'll train properly today...


Jamie Carragher: *whispers* Hey Frankie, don't tell anyone; I've got a wedgie right now...
Frank Lampard: Jeez, Carra!! Not here!!


Michael Owen: I heard that!! Who's got a wedgie!!??
Carra: Shut up, Mikey...
Frank: *shakes head* I didn't say anything...


Rio Ferdinand: Hey...who's that with all those reporters?? Wait a minute, is that Carra FLIRTING!!??


Carra: Hi, my name is Jamie Carragher & I love interviews. Write that down.


David Beckham: ...130, 131, 132, 133...You still counting, Mikey??
Owen: Yeah, but I think I'll stop; getting a little tired here. Short legs, you know...


Becks: Pooh...we just started & now he's gone off!!
Rooney: Don't worry, Becks. We'll keep you company...
Owen Hargreaves: Yep, sure will!!


Rooney: It was coming to get me, so I ran; it was swooping down real fast & just as it reached me with it's sharp, huge claws...
Assistant Coach: What happened??
Rooney: Heh...*blushes*...I woke up.
AC: Rooney!!


Carra: Ahh, I'm getting too old for this fast-running nonsense. Rooney, go fetch that ball & bring it back here. On the double, mate!!
Rooney: Whaaaat!!??
Carra: You heard me. You can afford to lose some of that fat, you know...
Rooney: Of all the...!! *grumbles & walks away*


Owen: Sometimes, my feminine side just slides out of nowhere!! I can't help it...Hee hee...


All together now everybody, make sure Coach doesn't get a touch of the ball!! He's the monkey...


Jermain Defoe: Hmmm...Did I shave before I came for training today?? I don't know. I don't remember, though but it feels funny...


Carra: Whoops!! Sorry, mates; I let the cat out of the bag!! Or rather, the air out of my pants!!


Jermaine Jenas: Aww, Carra, that's disgusting!!
Becks: Yeah, tell me about it. I want that bugger 50 feet away from me...


Steven Gerrard: I'm all right, Coach!! Really, I'm fine now!!
Physio: Stevie...if he finds out you're lying...
Stevie: Shhh!! *whispers* Don't tell him I felt something strain!!


Stevie: Whoopeee!! Finally, I can play first team...I'm such a good liar...
*He doesn't realize Sven's just behind him*


Sven (Not In Picture): What did you just say??
Stevie: *stops smiling* Uh-oh...


Stevie: Coach, really, I'm fine!! There's nothing wrong with my...
Sven: You do as I tell you to or you're going home. And that's final.


Stevie: Jeez, do I have to do it in front of the other guys?? Man, I'm gonna get so much stick...*looks around*...Okay, coast is clear...



Rooney: Ehh, Stevie!! What in the world are you doing there?? Rio, come see here.


Rio: What's up, mate??
Rooney: Look at Stevie over there!!
Rio: Bloody hell, Stevie!! He must've been punished by the Coach for defying orders...
Rooney: *snickers* Wait till the other guys see this...


Stevie: Damn, caught by Rooney!! For not following orders, I get punished like this. To train & play all by myself...Bloody hell...

Whahahahakz!! Hope you enjoyed!!

Laterz...
Lenny JC