It's my party & I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, CRYYYY if I want tooo. You yould cry to if it happened to yooooooou!! No, nothing happened today that made me cry. I hope. I swear if the memebers of the GB Family pull off something tonight as part of my birthday bash, I am sooo gonna kill them. It's bad enough that people are lining up to have a go at me; if you're one of them, please join the very long queue.

Tonight is Phat Nite!! Like, finally!! Something I can look forward to on my special day. This is the last year of my teenage life & in Luis' words, better treasure it. Which I definitely will. I don't to grow up so quickly like SOME people & become a boring bag of bones. *Glares at BBR*. Fine, I'm a late bloomer. So what?? I'd rather take my time & smell a few flowers on the way than rush through adulthood & have a deprived childhood. I think you grew up too fast which is why now, you're so full of crap. Ahahahakz...

Nice talking to you last night, though. Or rather, this morning. Although most of our conversation was based mostly on , "Are you drunk?" or "Stop talking rubbish..." or "You are crazy..." or "Don't be jealous, it's the fact & that's life...". *Rolls eyes* YOU are drunk. Not me. AND you're psycho. End of story.

The Egyptians have gone home; their flight yesterday was at 11.25pm & most of us saw them off. Well, they're not exactly going to be missed but I'm pretty sure Diana would miss my cousin Hafez a lot!! It's a complicated one-sided story where Diana, I think, has a crush on Hafez & Hafez just doesn't care. Because he likes another girl. Okay, whatever. Teenagers. Actually in my opinion, I think Diana just likes every good-looking Tom, Dick or Harry. So superficial. And she stole my words!! She took eye-candy from me!! And she didn't even know what it meant in the first place!! So unoriginal...like hello!! Think of your OWN words, small girl. Or is your vocabulary so limited that you can't even do that?? Pooh...

Don't tell me you weren't trying to pull antic when you purposely distanced yourself from the three of us girl cousins; namely myself, Sis Nora & Sis Farah. You think we don't know?? Like come on lahh, we didn't just stick to ourselves like as though we're the most popular cousins amongst everybody else. Okay?? In this family, nobody vies for popularity. You could've followed us when we went to Starbucks or you could've joined us in our conversations, no problem. But you chose to ostracize yourself & made it in such a way like as if we were the ones who didn't want to talk to you. Okay, maybe Sis Farah didn't want to, but who cares?? Just make yourself fit in, lahh. It made the three of us look bad, but I guess you already know that & want it to be that way.

But anywayz, you're gone now. Good, good, good. Just go lahh, okay?? You didn't even salam my mummy, did you know that?? Maybe you forgot or you didn't see or maybe you just purposely didn't. We'll never know now, won't we??

We arrived home right on the midnight mark & when Mummy Alonso was driving up the multi-storey carpark, I happened to glance at the clock that read 12:00. So, I squealed in 'delight' & said, "Ohh look, I'm 19 already!!". I know, crazy me. But Mom just glanced over at me & said nonchalantly, "No, you're not. You were born in the evening." Kena bang. Aiyah Mummy, let me have my fun, can or not?? Technically, I'm 19 lahh but if you wanna go into the details of my birth, then I only came out in the evening, like what Mom said. It's not everyday that you turn 19 on your birthdate. So yeah, 19 on 19th. Ahahahakz...other 19-ners include my good friend from secondary school, Nur, but she's another story; she's a December baby so, wait long long a bit lahh, 'kay girl?? Ahahahakz...

As a birthday treat to myself (whahahahahahakz!! Egoistical, ain't I?? But never mind, a healthy dose of ego isn't bad, especially on your birthday), I'm doing a photoblog entry!! Not of me lahh!! Of soccer, what else?? Whahahahakz!! Well, I DID say I was gonna put up articles on yesterday's matches but I guess I'm just a little too lazy to copy & paste the articles from ESPNsoccer.com. And what better way to depict what happened during the matches than to show pictures?? You don't like?? Go away, lahh!! Who asked you to come here in the first place?? Ahahahakz!!

Okay, first up!! England VS Denmark. What a sad day for all English fans who witnessed the thrashing albeit friendly, against Denmark. Getting too confident, ehh, England?? Defenders behind sleeping, David James having buttery fingers or rather more like, buttery judgement. Rather than playing a football game, you people want to play your-own-kind-of-ball game. Don't listen to instructions some more lahh!! Okay, enough comments. I'm not-so-good a player myself so I shall shut my trap here. Ahahahakz!!

Nice header by Jermaine Defoe. Unfortunately, it failed to find the back of the net.


Oyy, Gerrard!! Where you going?? The ball is thisaway!!


A dejected Defoe trudges off the pitch in Copenhagen, Denmark.


Wooooo...classic pic of a slanted-butt captain, David Beckham & his ever-troubled team mate, Gerrard.


Rio Ferdinand & Steven Gerrard still can't believe they played disastrously while Owen Hargreaves looks like he'd rather play for Germany than his own country at the moment...


Fatty Joe Cole...lose that fat you've got there, buddy. Then you'll be able to run faster & score more goals for your country...


The Danes celebrate in style after thrashing England. Well, who wouldn't be as jubilated as them?? Everyone wants to beat England...


David Beckham & Rio Ferdinand walk off the pitch as David 'Calamity' James looks disgusted with himself. What happened, mate?? Too much oil on your gloves??


A fanatic member of the audience being brought down & dragged away by officials...This kind of match also exciting mehhz??


The man behind the Austrian blunder. Well, he can't very well be blamed for everything that happened...the defenders were sleeping!!


Even Michael Owen couldn't save the day. And he used to be the No. 10 in the English team...


Frank Lampard looks like someone just cut off his balls...Lam pah...Ahahahahkz!!

Okay, next; France VS Ivory Coast. Just to get one thing clear. I am NOT jealous of Zinedine Zidane, or Zizou as you French Fries call him. Why would I be jealous?? He's a great soccer player, fantastic midfielder & I like him. So, don't get the wrong idea. Just because I don't like YOU doesn't mean I don't like ALL French Fries. But the only thing I like about the French jersey is the captain's armband worn by Zizou. That's it.


Zidane getting out of the team bus, grinning like an idiot. Reminds me of some of the French Fries. I guess it's common to grin like that among their people.


A young supporter torn between two countries...So diplomatic. The world needs more of people like him nowadays...


All Zizou fans displaying banners of support. I don't know what the signs say, I'm not French!! Check the crowds properly, one of the Fries confirm SHOULD be here somewhere. Ahahahakz...

And soon the star of the show himself emerges from the tunnel while flashbulbs go off furiously. Amazing how he still can see & kick the ball properly despite all that blinding light. And what's more, he scored a goal!!


A close-up of Zidane. He looks troubled; the future of his country lies in his hands. He won't disappoint.


More banners for Les Bleus, specifically for Zidane, Makelele & Thuram. I only know what one banner says. Zizou, Make, Tutu, MERCI means: Zidane, Makelele, Thuram, Thank You. Those are their nicknames...


Another crowd picture with a huge banner for Zidane. Romain I., Vinz, BBR?? You're somewhere here, don't lie. PATRICK!!??


A warm-up before the match to oil-up those old bones. At 32, he ain't getting younger, you know...


Zidane says, "Bonjour, today we play my style. I give instructions, you follow. Or else we will not win this game. All in favor of me being captain, say aye. It is settled then. I am your captain." No lahhh!! I KK only...Their Carrefour-sponsored shirts remind me of Frere Romain & his Carrefour tissues. Hey, he bought it exclusively there, okay. And the tissues were Made In France. Only the best.


And Gallas scores the first goal. Well done!!


This picture reminds me of Nicolas looking constipated & wanting to hit the cameraman at the same time. *In Nicolas' voice* Paparazzi!!


And Zizou nets in the second goal. His signature after-goal action is to open his mouth wide & give a whoop. Look at that nice captain's armband. I waaaaaaaaaant!!


Romain I. & Vinz...Are those you two behind all that makeup??


Thierry Henry manages to kill off any hopes of Ivory Coast ever winning the match...


A signature Henry gesture...Whaaaaat!!?? I didn't do ANYTHING!! The French SO love to deny their misdoings. Just like some FRENCH FRIES I know...

Okay, that's all for now. I'll be returning with more soccer action & soccer pics!!

Laterz...
Lenny JC