
Checkin' out some pornographic magazines, Mr. Alonso??

Dang, he looks fiiiine in a suit!!

Xavi: Don't let go, Sami!! Don't you EVER let go of me...
Sami (To Himself): Geez...this kid needs some serious medical attention...

Stevie: All the best, mate!! (To Himself: I hope you trip & fall on your face, old man! Heh heh heh!!)
Paolo: Same to you; may the best team win! (To Himself: I hope you score an own goal like you did against Chelsea...nyahahahaha!!)

Stevie: Crikey John, your hair looks good enough to eat *smacks lips*
John: Uhh, Stevie, you're scaring me. It's just hair-dye!!

Sami: What the heck...?
Djibril: Is he doing what I think he's doing??
Milan (To Himself): That's it! After this season, I'm outta here! These guys are whacked!!

Rafa: You put your whole self in, you put your whole self out, you put your whole self in & you shake yourself about. You do the hokey-pokey...
Jamie: Hmmm...a new defending technique. Cool, I'll try it out on the guys later & see if it works...
John: And here I thought Stevie was scary...Sheesh...
Stevie: Yeah, Coach, yeah. I got it already. Now can we move on to something more important? Like getting my nails done?

Xavi: Hmmm...let's see if I can worm my way out of training practice today...Heheh!! Uhh...Coach!!

Xavi: Coach, I can't take it anymore!! I...I, uhh...pulled a hamstring!!

Xavi: And...I've got food poisoning!! Oh God, someone call the medic!! Heeeeeelp!!
Rafa (From Afar): Alonso!! Get your butt back here now!!
Xavi: But...
Rafa (Glares): Or...Someone's gonna get a hurt real bad...
Ahahahahkz...Hope you enjoyed!!
Laterz...
Lenny JC
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