Monday, July 21

We Need To Be Apart...

There was many a time when I looked at Brandon straight in the eye and told him, "Dude, we can't sit with each other anymore. We won't pay attention!!"

The guy taps my arm for my attention, looks at me with all dead seriousness and asked:

"What do you think will happen if Humpty Dumpty got involved in an orgy??"

The words came out of my mouth even before I thought about it.

"He can't. Because he'd crack under all that pressure."

Thank you, thank you very much.

Geddit, geddit, geddit??

Never mind if you don't, go eat a dick. Not everyone in this world are humourly inclined.

Laterz...
Lenny

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