Chippy Made Me Cry Today...

*Glares*

Chippy is such a naughty asshole. Even though I knew he was joking, his comment really hit the bullseye. My heart pain, siyyallllll!! You deserve a kick in your balls for that, Chippy.

You're lucky that Jan is my good friend. But then again, since when did I ever let that fact get in the way?? If I want to hit, I hit lahh!!

Isn't it enough that you mercilessly tease me about me being horizontally-challenged?? No, I don't mean vertically-challenged; just so you know both terms aren't the same.

And if that weren't the icing on the cake, your comment hit Such hard too, you know. Please lahh. You want to make fun of people, don't hit it where it hurts the most. Sensitive subject, you know.

If you wanted to know, I was really crying, okay. If you wanted to know, lahh.

I swear Chippy, you do that again I will castrate you. Serious. Using my Swiss Army knife. Then, I'll add a little salt & pepper to whatever that I've castrated (I'm sure you know what is it that I've castrated very well) & feed them to the piranhas in the Amazon River. See if I don't.

*Glares & sticks out tongue at Chippy*

Laterz...
Lenny JC