Monday, September 19

Time For A Few More Quizzes...

Due to my quite bored day here at work, I've decided to spruce up a little more of my blog with some identity quizzes. Ehh, some of them are really true, you know. Anywayz, nothing for me to lose so it doesn't hurt to try.

Ohh, and by the way. All you Black Eyed Peas fans, eat your hearts out. 'Cuz I won a pair of tickets to see them tomorrow. And Luis is going with me. Who else, right?? Where there's Luis, there's Xabi. And vice versa. We're partners-in-crime. Ahahahkz!!

And, thank God both Manchester United & Liverpool drew with each other. Although, a win would have been great but I shan't ask for much. I know I was tackled quite badly by Paul Scholes whom afterwards, received a yellow card. I'm still nursing my sore jewels when his studded cleat came in between me. Ouch...

Ehh, KNN!! They spelt my name wrongly AGAIN!! It's XABI Alonso, not XAVI Alonso, not Xabi OLONSO & certainly not XABO Alonso. For God's sake!! My name is Xabier Olano Alonso, son of Periko Alonso. Remember the name, remember the face. Ohh, and remember my boots too; they're black & red with white stripes from Adidas. 'Cuz you never know when you might be seeing the sole of them. Whahahkz!!

And I also heard that Luis was the cause of Roy Keane's early exit. Is that true, Luis?? You cheeky lad. Ohh well, looking forward to our next fixture of the season. Before I paste the quiz results though, here's a pic I SO could not resist posting up.


Paul Scholes: Take that, you smelly Scouser!!
Xabi Alonso: *squeeks* Crikey!! There go my future children!!

What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are confident and ready to tackle life.You are pretty vain and happy with your physical appearance.You are born to be the center of attention, and you're unhappy on the sidelines.You're always up for trying something new - in and out of bed!



Ehhh, hello?? I'm not vain, okay!!?? What's there to be vain about?? I'm average-feeling on my physical appreance, I guess. I don't go around changing what can't be changed. And what's this 'unhappy on the sidelines'?? I guess I'm okay with taking a break from the 'limelight'. I mean, being center of attraction IS hard work, you know...

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.



I'm seductive?? Ohh, you've gotta be kidding me!!


Your Blog Should Be Orange
Your writing has a star quality - it's charming, bold, and flamboyant.You write what's on your mind, without fear of embarrassment later.You are one of the most honest bloggers around, and people appreciate your daring persona.


Whahahahkz!! Orange yet AGAIN!! Cooooool. Guess I'm destined to have Orange as my trademark color. *shrugs*

You Are a Mai Tai
You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.


I'm keeping mums on this one. Not gonna say if I drink or not; you be the judge.

You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.



*screeeeeeams* I'm not a traaaaaaaaaaaaans!!! Okay, actually I guess what's said pretty much sums it up. Prolly due to my masculine upbringing, but I DO welcome traditional roleplay, okay?? See, this is where my love for soccer is being held responsible. Jeez...

Your Fortune Is
Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.



What the fuck?? I'm not having sex with anyone, PERIOD!! Unless I'm married, lahh. That one's a different story.

In a Past Life...
You Were: A Friendly Fortune Teller.
Where You Lived: Cyprus.
How You Died: The Plague.


What a way to die. At least I wasn't hanged for treason or anything.

You're a Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance

You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea

The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood

It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet



Whahahakz!! Heard of the movie, Never Been Kissed??

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious.

You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.


Ermmm...right!! Next quiz, please!!

Your Kissing Purity Score: 69% Pure
For you, kissing isn't a casual thing
Lip to lip action makes your heart sing


Eyy!! Censored!!

You are a Believer
You believe in God and your chosen religion.

Whether you're Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or Hindu..

Your convictions are strong and unwavering.

You think your religion is the one true way, for everyone.

Now, this is so true. Hmm.

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You chose brown eyes.Brown eyed people are normally very romantic. You
love to daydream, and sometimes you get
confused with your own fantasies over reality.
You are pretty outgoing, but some days, all you
want to be, is alone, reading, or thinking by
yourself. You have many talants, and you will
probably have a very important job when you're
older.
The Eye Color Personality Test

Weeeell. Sometimes, fantasy is just so much better than reality.

Cocktail
Cocktail
?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??

Bottoms' up, mateys!!

mulan
You are Mulan!
Which Disney Princess Are You?

Oooooh, I love Mulan!! Hey...Mulan ain't a princess!!

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You're a dreamer. Smart and probably a little
sarcastic, you tend to have your head stuck in
the clouds. You love things like writing or
art, creating things from your own mind and
bringing them to life. You are an observer,
listening instead of talking. You can tell who
a person is by just listening to them for a
little bit. You are also a little bit lonely,
probably hurt from trusting someone too much.
You believe in love, but you know the pain it
can bring. You forgive a little too easily, but
you can also hold a grudge longer than anyone.
Know that not everyone is a nice person and
some people will take advantage of your seeming
naivete. Be a little more cautious but for the
most part, don't change.
Your Personality

That pic is suuuuper creepy.

August
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave
and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities.
Knows how to console others. Too generous and
egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty
for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily
angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous.
Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks
quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead
and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the
arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not
petty. Poor resistance against illnesses.
Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic.
Loving and caring. Loves to make friends
What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You?

Heh. Egoistical me...I'm not proud of it; but I'm not shunning it either.

Your Birthdate: August 19

Your birth on the 19th day of the month adds a tone of independence and extra energy to your life path.

But at the same time, it poses a number of obstacles to overcome before you are able to be as independent as you would like.

The number 1 energy suggests more executive ability and leadership qualities than your path may have indicated.

A birthday on the 19th of any month gives greater will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach.

However, a somewhat self-centered approach to life that may be in conflict with some of the other influences in your life.

This 1 energy may diminish your ability and desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush.

You are sensitive, but your feeling stay somewhat repressed. You have a compelling manner that can be dominating in many situations.

You do not tend to follow convention or take advice very well.

Consequently, you tend to learn through experience; sometimes hard experiences. The 19/1 is a loner number and you may experience feelings of being alone even if you are married.

You may take on a tendency to be nervous and angry.



Your Birthdate: November 25
Your birth on the 25th day of the month (7 energy) modifies your life path by giving you some special interest in technical, scientific, or other complex and often hard to understand subjects. You may become something of a perfectionist and a stickler for details. Your thinking is logical and intuitive, rational and responsible.

Your feelings may run deep, but you are not very likely to let them show. This birthday makes you a more private person, more introspective and perhaps more inflexible. In friendships you are very cautious and reserved.

You are probably inventive, and given to unique approaches and solutions.



Since I think I've already done mine quite some time ago, I thought I'd do one for Xabi Alonso (as if he reads my blog, but never mind). Alahh, Xabi. Luis, take note & put in your blog, too. And then we'll add it in our blog. 'Kay??

I've just gotten my pay on Friday; like finally!! One & a half months worth of work beeing seen on a paper slip. Mummy Alonso is helping me cash it in; Daddy's been bugging me to treat the rest for dinner. Ehh, my pay is not so much, okay?? It's onion soup compared to yours, Daddy. But then again, maybe I'd do it. For the family. It's not always that I fork out the dough.

Have been thinking of getting my ultimate indulgence that would surely wipe out my entire check: A 60GB iPod Color.

No iPod Nano, no iPod mini; heck, no iPod SHUFFLE!!

I don't think my 40GB baby would be enough to store all my stuff. It's already a little more than half filled. But I was also contemplating if I'd wait till an iPod Video comes out. Don't know if they're gonna create one of those but I certainly wouldn't rule that out. I mean, since a color screen is already instilled to store photos & make it more interesting, why stop there?? No doubt, it'll be more expensive than the first iPod already is. But that's what indulgences are for.

I'm not up for hopes, though. I need to safeguard my future as well. Like as if my further studies overseas don't need money?? And like as if my travel trips don't need cash as well??

Ehh Luis, you serious about Hong Kong arh?? Or you still wanna crash into France & give the silly Fries a nightmare?? I'm all ears for anything. Or we could fly to Barcelona & check out that sex museum. *cheeky grin* Whahahkz!!

Ehh, but we're already Spanish. Why need we go see our homeland again?? And furthermore, you're a local Catalan lahh, you.

Anywayz, fuck siaaa that irritating man. He just passed by my side, called my name once which made me look up but not directly at him & walked away. What the fucking hell is your problem?? Who the bloody heck calls someone once then walks away as the person looks up??

You're such a pathetic fucktard. What, you take cheap thrills in saying my name?? You get satisfaction out of disrupting me away from my concentration?? And if you called me like any other person does, that's fine.

But you use this, I don't know, placating tone that..ugh!! You're just plain disgusting, it's making my skin crawl. What the hell do you want with me?? I'm not on the market as a prospective wife for your silly son, okay?? GATAL!!

You fucker lahh, you. Go & take your gatal business somewhere else lahh & just leave me alone!!

Anyone up to being hired as a 'boyfriend'?? I sure as hell think I need one, pronto!!

Asshole!!

Laterz...
Lenny JC

2 comments:

Sara Halim said...

Use ball?? Use my soccer cleats lahh siaaaa!! And rake my studs over him for good measure!! Whahahahkz!!

Ahh...bebe gracia jr...how is dat salivating child 2day??

Whahhakz!!

The High Flying Girl! said...

Omg u r going to the Black Eye Peas' concert... hey can u tell me who won the beat box competition ... They do the openning for the Black Eye Peas' concert... Thanks... Hope u enjoy it... Definately... omg... hee hee...