Ruud van Nistelrooy: Scousers like you don't even deserve to be ballpickers...
Xabi Alonso: I am not a Scouser!! I am Spanish; which part of Spanish do you not understand!!??
David Beckham: Hey, David Beckham...
Xabi: Yeah, I know you. You're the one who wore his wife's underwear...
Joaquin: *snickers*
Xabi: And you...you're just a spoilt brat waiting to be sent off.
This is for Bunny Luis: Do you recognize this player here?? This was taken when he was younger...take another look below...
You recognize him now?? Come on...he used to play for BARCA!! Lousy sia, you...
Jamie Carragher: Hey Johnny, check out if my wifey's in the stands. Don't want her thinking I'm with some other woman's kid.
John Arne Riise: She won't, Carra. She knows you're faithful to her...
Carra: Yeah, but still...Let go of my and, kiddo!!
John: Carra!! The kid can't speak English!!
Rafael Benitez: Eyy, Ref!! My players need punani. I want them ripe. With no seeds. Give me 2.
*The author refuses to comment on this picture as she finds it too freaky for words & therefore letting the picture spin its own tale*
Luis Garcia: Feign to the right, feign to the left...
Luis: Skip a little, hop a little...yesssss!!
Luis: He gets the ball, he aims, he strikes....HE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!
Luis: Altogether now: All hail King Luis Bunny Garcia!!!
Luis: Xabbers, did you see that?? I scored a goal!! I'm so happy, I'm FLOATING!!
Xabi: I know, Luis!! I'm floating too because I'm so happy for you!!
Bolo Zenden: Luis, what in the world are those two knuckleheads doing to Xabi??
Luis: Hey, get your paws off my son's god-daddy!!
Real Betis Players: Oh my God!! It's Xabi Alonso!! Son of the legendary Periko Alonso!! Autograph, please??
Xabi: *gulp* Luis, heeeeeeelp!!
Luis: Xabi, Xabi, no no no, it's me!! It's ME, you moron!! Not one of those Devils you were trying to tackle!!
Xabi: Whoops, sorry Luis!!
Wayne Rooney: Outta my way, Scouser.
Xabi: Ooompf!! Get your arm off my face, Fat Boy!!
Carra: Stevie, will you stop acting like a wuss & help us out here!!??
Steven Gerrard: *wuss voice* Coming!!
Rio Ferdinand: You can take your Beanpole self & get the heck outta here!!
Peter Crouch: Who you calling Beanpole!!??
Rio: Well, who you calling Wormhead first, huh, Stringbean??
Luis Garcia fouls Alan Smith but the referee waves play on. And to think the Bunny could actually get away with bloody murder without Smithy retaliating...
Smithy: And THAT's for that foul you gave me, you smelly Scouser!! Nyahahahahakz!!
Luis: *meep* Xabi, help me out here!!
Xabi: No. *jogs away* I'm not getting another bodypart bruised. Fight your own battles. Good luck, Luis!!
Luis: Awww....but, Xabi!!
Stevie: Uhh, guys...I'm not feeling so good. Must've been that seafood Alex brought home yesterday. I told her it didn't look fresh!!
Djibril Cisse: Oh, hell no. Not here, Stevie!! *prays for Stevie to hold on*
Stevie: Ahhh, that feels better.
Luis: *covers face* Hell, Stevie; you had to release it here!!??
Stevie: Oh, Holy Mother; it stinks to the heavens!!
Luis: Ugh, tell me about it. The smell will probably stick on me for 10 days!! Guess you didn't pray hard enough, Djibsy...
Ruud scores the first goal...
Rio: Yes, I knew you could do it, Ruud. I knew you could!! *squeezes Ruud's cheeks* Good job!!
Ruud: Mmmpf...thanks Rio. You can...let go now; I can't...breathe!!
Ruud scores the second goal...
Rio: You did it again, Ruud!!
Ruud: Thanks, buddy!! Watch the cheeks, watch the cheeks!!
Rooney: Uhh, Rio could you give me & Ruud some privacy here??
Rio: Later, Roo. I knew you still had it in you. I knew you'd...
Rooney: NOW, Rio!!
Rooney: Finally, we can be together. Just the two of us.
Ruud: Yeah, I know. Rio freaks me out!!
Horsey Ruud: *gallop, gallop, jump, gallop, gallop...Neigh!!!*
Diego Forlan: Hey Ruud, nice moves back there...
Ruud: Ahh, thanks Diego. You should try it sometime.
Diego: Me, a horse?? Nahhh, I'll leave that to you.
Frank Lampard: Aww, come on, Ref!! I didn't do it!! Cut me some slack here...
Referee: No, no. You were the last person to touch him just before he went down, so you deserve a yellow card...
John Terry: What seems to be the problem here??
Lampard: The ref wants to book me for something I didn't do!! It wasn't on purpose, JT, I swear!!
JT: Is that true, ref??
From the sidelines...
Jose Mourinho: Oyy, JT!! Show the ref what you're made of instead of standing there all day looking like idiots!!
JT: Don't you DARE mess with my Frankie, ref, you hear me!!?? Or I'll make your life miserable...
Jose Reina: Okay, now everybody to the right now. To the right, that's it. Okay, stay!!
Pepe: It's coming, it's coming...everyone in position...
Carra: Sami, he said right!! Where are you going?? Stand here!! I'm gonna go behind now...
Sami Hyypia: No, Carra he said left. I'm sure he did...
Pepe: ~!@#$%^&!! Who was the idiot who went left when I said right??
Xabi: I wasn't here when you were giving out instructions; don't look at me.
Carra: I was behind with you, remember??
Pepe: Grrr. Now they've scored one!! That fool is going to pay...
Sami: Eeek!! *runs away*
Crouch: Handball!! I didn't do it, I swear I didn't!! Xabi, let the ball go!!
Carra: I scored a goal, I swear I did!! Xabi, for God's sake, don't touch that ball!!
Neil Kilkenny: Ummm...heh, I did it??
Rio: Hey lads, I'm starting up a boyband. Anyone up for it??
Ruud: Oh, cool!! I'm up for it; I can sing!!
Rio: Okay, great. You can be the lead. Now, sing me some chords...
Rooney: Ooooh, me please!! Me, please!!
Rio: All right now, show me what you can do...
Rooney: Oh, I could do some hand rhythms !! Ain't that cool?? We could be a Fabio Capello group!! With no music accompaniment!!
Rio: It's an acapella group, you fool. Fabio Capello is Juve's coach. Don't you know anything??
Paul Scholes: I could be the backup singer...Or a backup dancer. Or anything backup...
Rio: Ermm...right. But not with that expression on your face, you aren't. You'll scare the fans away. Giggsy?? You game??
Ryan Giggs: Gosh, I don't know, Rio. Don't you think I might be a little too old for this??
Rio: Nahh, nobody's too old for anything. Show me what you can do, bro...
Giggsy: Right...let's see. This is my version of the twist. Am I doing it right, mate?? Do I look like I'm boyband material??
Rio: *snickers* Uhh...you're doing great, Giggsy. Keep it up. Just don't twist your foot or anything...
Rio: Right, so now it's my turn. To be a boybander, you've gotta be springy in your step so your fans won't think you're energy-less...
Rio: And you've gotta remain photogenic no matter what you do. So be prepared before the camera flash goes off, even when you're in the midst of doing something. Heck, not the very best of poses. Let's try another one...
Ruud: Gabi, aren't you going to try out for that boyband thing Rio's starting??
Gabriel Heinze: And risk looking ridiculous like Rio?? I'd rather not...He's been trying to pose like a gazillion times & he still can't get it right.
Gabriel Heinze: And risk looking ridiculous like Rio?? I'd rather not...He's been trying to pose like a gazillion times & he still can't get it right.
Rio: And another one!! Ohh, screw me. Today isn't my best day. We'll try me later. Now, I want you to show me how you pose as a group because as a boyband, we've got to do all those photoshoots & whatnots so, come on now!! Give me confidence!!
Rooney: He said confident, didn't he?? Well, I'm feeling confident today...
Scholesy: This boyband business is rather tiring...
Giggsy: I know, my back hurts.
Rio: No, no, no!! Superstars aren't supposed to stand with their feet apart. And no hands on hips!! God, must I tell you people everything?? Now, give me intense...
Scholesy: Rio, we've been standing here for hours!! Could you give us a break or something?? We promise we'll get better!!
Rooney: Rio, I'm hungry!!
Giggsy: Does being in a boyband entitle you to a free massage?? 'Cuz I could use one right now...
Rio: What!!?? We've only just started!! Ohh, bother. You're all useless; you can't be in my band anymore. I'm going to find Ruud. And none of your names don't start with 'R', anywayz, so there. Ruud!!
Ruud: Don't be too harsh on them, Rio...
Rio: I'm not being harsh; being in a boyband is serious business. I should know.
Cristiano Ronaldo: Can I be in your boyband, Rio??
Rio: Your name doesn't start with 'R', Ronnie, so go away!!
Ronnie: Fiiiiiiine!! Then I'll go play by myself!! *storms away*
Sir Alex Ferguson: Something's eating that boy, Carlos. Why don't you have a talk with him...
Carlos Queiroz: Ehh, Ronnie...join me for a walk??
CQ: You want to talk about it??
Ronnie: Rio's evil; he won't let me join his boyband...*starts to cry*
CQ: Ahh, don't worry, Ronnie. You can start your own boyband with the other lads.
Ronnie: I miss my Daddy...
Pheeeeeeeeeeew!! Okay, that's it. My fingers are starting to freeze & my bladder is going to burst. To the toilet I go!!
Laterz...
Lenny JC
1 comment:
my favourite part. pics with funnie captions. keep up the good work! hee...
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