Thursday, September 29

An Office-Made Quiz...By Schizo LenXa Productions...

And finally, something 'original' from me. Since I have time to so much pass, I might as well put this quiz up here. This was actually done about 2 months ago by yours truly but I keep forgetting to post it up. It's an Ultimate Soccer Quiz for soccer & non-soccer fans alike. Hey, who knows, you might not love the Beautiful Game but have some knowledge on it OR you could be a fan who claims to like soccer but for all the wrong reasons in the world & not only that, it doesn't help that you don't even know Real Betis from Real Sociedad.

So, try it out. If you dare *snickers* & if you want, leave your answers as comments so I can reply your score back to you. But I'm sure nobody would want to try it, though. Whatever!!

1. What are the colors of Norwich City's home kit??
a. Blue & Red
b. Black & White
c. Yellow & Green
d. Maroon & Gold

2. What did Chelsea coach Jose Morinho say about the controversial goal scored by Luis Garcia during the 2nd leg of last season's Champions League qualifier?
a. A job well done!!
b. My grandmother could have done it by herself!!
c. He beckhamized it!!
d. You call that a goal??

3. What are Liverpool players famously known as?
a. Latics
b. Scousers
c. Magpies
d. Pompey

4. Real Madrid's Zinedine Zidane hails from France, but where was he from technically?
a. Russia
b. Belgium
c. Hungary
d. Czechoslovakia i.e Czech Republic (if you're too idiotic to know)

5. During the 1986 World Cup, what was Diego Maradona fouled for?
a. Punching the ball with his hand to claim a goal
b. A late tackle on an English player
c. Spitting at the referee
d. Taking off his shirt after scoring a goal

6. Brazil had a star player named Edson Arantes de Nascimento. What was he famously known as?
a. Batigol
b. Pele
c. Zizou
d. Sarry

7. When he was in Liverpool, Michael Owen conquered the No. 10 jersey. Who has taken over it since then?
a. Jose Reina
b. Florent Sinama-Pongolle
c. Josemi
d. Luis Garcia

8. What is the name of Barcelona FC's stadium?
a. Vicente Calderon
b. Santiago Bernabeu
c. Nou Camp
d. San Siro

9. Select the correct answer for which 2 teams make up a derby match.
a. Parma & Lazio
b. Real Madrid & Real Sociedad
c. Liverpool & Everton
d. Ajax & Feyenoord

10. Six Alex Ferguson is one of the longest running football managers in soccer history. How long?
a. 26 years
b. 10 years
c. 19 years
d. 33 years

11. Which 2 teams share the same stadium?
a. Machester United & Manchester City
b. AC Milan & Inter Milan
c. Real Betis & Real Zaragoza
d. Olympique Lyon & Lille

12. In the recent Tiger Cup, who was the player who took the penalty spot but failed to get the ball into the net?
a. Indra Sahdan Daud
b. Noh Alam Shah
c. Aide Iskandar
d. Goh Tat Chuan

13. What is the nickname given to the Real Madrid players?
a. Catalans
b. Galacticos
c. Saints
d. Rossoneri

14. Arsenal's manager, Arsene Wenger is also known as?
a. The Professor
b. The Gaffer
c. The Special One
d. The Padre

15. Manchester United's Roy Keane has a brother playing for another team. What is his brother's name?
a. Ryan Keane
b. Roger Keane
c. Robbie Keane
d. Rick Keane

16. Roberto Carlos plays for the No. 3 jersey at Real Madrid. What jersey does he play for his country?
a. 10
b. 6
c. 3
d. 9

17. What would get a player sent off the pitch even in the midst of a game?
a. The hairdryer treatment
b. A yellow card
c. 2 yellow cards
d. The whistle being blown by the referee

18. During the Euro Cup 2004, who spitted at who?
a. Ruud van Nistelrooy at Jan Koller
b. Francesco Totti at Jon Dahl Tomasson
c. Claude Makelele at David Beckham
d. Simao Sabrosa at Fernando Torres

19. What is the name Bolton Wanderers' stadium?
a. Goodison Park
b. Stamford Bridge
c. Reebok
d. Emirates

20. Who are the sponsors for Valencia FC?
a. Reebok & Carlsberg
b. Nike & Toyota
c. Adidas & Opel
d. Umbro & Samsung Mobile

*Bonus Question

21. Who were the two players whom were from Leeds & one of whom has since then joined Liverpool FC and the other, Middlesbrough FC?
a. Alan Smith & Paul Robinson
b. Mark Viduka & Harry Kewell
c. Rio Ferdinand & Damien Duff
d. Frank Lampard & Mark Viduka

Okay, doesn't matter if you're a footie fan or not. Just give it a whack for fun. Answers will be revealed soon!! Maybe tomorrow or something lahh, 'kay??

1 comment:

Sara Halim said...

1. b,x c : Black & White is Newcastle
5. c,x a : That's why Argentina won the World Cup
10. a,x c : Since 1986, as old as me
12. b,x a : You don't watch local soccer, do you?? Ahahahakz!!
14. d,x a : The Padre is Luiz Phillipe Scolari, coach for Portugal
16. d,x b : 9 is Ronaldo
20. c,x b : Adidas & Opel sponsors AC Milan

Your Score :14
0-5 : Boot Cleaner

Don't even dream about making it with the first team superstars. Looks like you have to resort to cleaning their boots instead. But thanks for trying out. Is David Beckham the only soccer player in your vocabulary??

6-10 : Youth Team

You're wet behind the ears because you've just graduated from the youth academy but at least you know the basics so thanks for trying out. By the way, do you the difference between a goalkeeper & a ballpicker??

11-15 : Reserves Team

You're there but you're not quite there. You're on top of your game but you need to develop your tackling skills & clinical finishing more so you can get a call-up to the first-team. Thanks for trying!!

16-21 : First Team

Ole!! You know you've worked your way from the bottom rung & now you're up there with all the soccer Gods!! You should be awarded with a FIFA Pro Player Award. Well done & thanks for trying!!