The Chill Clubberz are organizing an outng specifically for only Chill Clubberz after the exams. I guess we're going to Escape Theme Park since Jan is the only unfortunate one who hasn't been there yet. Money wise, yeah guess we're all broke & no one is more broke than us except Adam. The poor bugger. Of course when he said he didn't have the money to go, we all offered to chip in for him. But well, male pride turned our offer down.
Whatever. We don't care. If we're paying, means we're paying. Anywayz, Van's got coupons entitling us to up to 4 persons to go in at a 40% discount. While I have my own 50% offer. I was thinking of giving it to Adam though. He's been through rough patches in his life & he deserves to have his share of fun.
Although today, as usual, he was an idiot. Why doesn't that come as a surprise?? He & PK came & hung out with us the whole day while waiting fo their common test paper which was at 1630 hrs. We, had XML to study. But did we?? No sirree. We booked a carrel but all of us were all distracted by Adam & his stupid antics. And since Van brought her new Sony Ericsson mobile which her bro had traded in, we all naturally took turns to check it out. The resolution was superb & we all had opportunities taking snapshots of ourselves. Including a few of Adam in his despicable self. That guy is seriously messed up there.
Anywayz, we go tired of sitting in the carrel so me, Van, Jan & Suchi decided to watch a movie in the library. We initially wanted to watch Sylverster & Tweety Adventures but all the LD sections were taken up. So we decided it was either tape or VCD or DVD.
In the midst of movie-hunting, Van held out a copy of a tape that had us all laughing our guts out. "How about this movie? Babi?" she said. What the heck?? It was actually BAMBI which she accidentally pronounced wrongly. But she needn't have to worry 'cuz she wasn't the only one who said that. Minutes later, PK came by, grabbed the copy out of her hands & said the same thing. Geez.
Jan grabbed a few tapes she found; ones that were kinda lame -Dr. Seuss & Pinocchio- & we filtered them until we decided, fine, Bambi it is, just to humor the heck out of ourselves. It turned out to be an obviously lame movie. Duhh.
It kinda took us a while to realize that the show wasn't really good for kids. I mean, seriously, a male deer who's gonna grow up into a magnificent stag named Bambi?? And a male skunk named Flower?? Who was so taken by Bambi, he couldn't get over him & even though ended up with a female skunk, he named one of their offspring Bambi, too?? Sicko.
But well, it was all in the name of buying time & since we didn't want to study, well, why the hel not?? And we kept fast-fowarding the parts where there were only loooong, loooong songs & we really couldn't tahan them. They were too long, too slow, too whatever. Nah, just not our type our songs, duhh.
So on the way home, Van started talking about our restaurant. Yeah, the one we're trying to send up 5 years after graduation. Our starting capital?? Fifty grand per person. And for my case, I can't be there for them for the initial years because I'd already planned to study overseas. But I'm still a backing partner, though. We were planning it as a Chill Club thingie; trying to get our other friends in. Suchi's already out since she wants to start a fashion boutique; Adam's a foozy 'cuz he wants to apparently open a jamming studio. Michelle has already agreed & we haven't asked Art yet. So yeah, there's essentially 4 people whom are the confrimed owners here. Myself, Van, Jan & Mich. PK is now at suicidal mode so we can't confrim him in yet.
That guy, gosh. He nearly sent everyone into a panic when he came back from the doctor's & told everyone on MSN that he was diagnosed with TB. Isn't that enough to send everyone in a frenzy?? Turns out that his doc said no TB but the nurse said TB positive. In the end, it was all a blunder on the nurse's part. Geez. Nonsense, this guy.
Anywayz, that was the past & thank God PK's all right & in a clean bill of health. So all's well, but not for XML which is sadly, tomorrow. Guhh...I am SOOO dead right now. Got a last project to hand in; hopefully Benny comes in tonight & sends me the end product so I can make changes on the stupid PowerPoint slides.
So these are the members of the Chill Club. We'll start by introducing the President shall we??
The President: PK a.k.a Porn King a.k. Shakir a.k.a John
Yep, this is the official signing in of our distinguished President. Though his expression while taking his pledge is kinda comical-looking. Weirdo.
The Vice-President: Adam a.k.a FK a.k.a Fart King a.k.a Mada a.k.a MadAss
Yikes...our good-for-nothing vice P whos known for his disgusting habits. He looks like he's in the middle of an orgasm. Ugh.
The Secretary/Treasurer: Janice a.k.a Janice the Penis a.k.a Hez Frenchie le Pénis
The one that is constantly being bullied by the irritating VP, she's obssesed with taking pictures of herself, but then again, who isn't??
The Social: Art a.k.a Anand a.k.a AnandMan a.k.a Master Art
Yeah, he's a hoe, all right. He & the VP are gay partners, but don't tell anyone that. Ahahahkz...
The Human Resource: Lenny a.k.a Anal a.k.a Len Nistelrooy a.k.a Hez Dutchie het Anale
Uh-huh...that would be me. Another person self-obssessed with taking snapshots of herself. Hey, in this club, we all are.
The Welfare: Suchi a.k.a Miss Blow a.k.a Kaynahs
Yeah, as if she really takes care of us. Her fave line, "It's like...DUHHH...whateverrrr." Ahahahkz...
The Logistics: Vanessa a.k.a Van Nistelrooy a.k.a We-haven't-figured-out-a-suitable-name-for-her
The starter for our upcoming restaurant in 5 years time, she's a little bit unique; very unlike the rest of us. But she's great at logistics, though.
The Publications: Michelle a.k.a PQ a.k.a Porn Queen
She's the only one attached in the club. That's not necessarily a bad thing. Since she & the P are close friends, might as well let her in.
And that, my frings is the story of our sordid gang.
Laterz...
Lenny JC
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