The race was abso-fucking-lutely amazing, I could haardly breath. Mike was actually fifth while Ian was leading but it was the last few metres that Mike actually pulled up from behind & touched the wall first. No, come to think of it, even when Mike touched the wall, he was behind but the point is HE TOUCHED THE WALL FIRST.
In any case, he bagged the gold as well as I think the Olympic Record, I'm not sure I remember correctly. Correct me if I'm wrong there. Anywayz, that was the last race of Michael I'll be seeing 'coz he just gave his place away to Ian Crocker for the relay race which commences tonight.
My feelings??
*BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Ah, hell. I was never good at concealing my feelings. Better to let it all out...ahahakz. All of us at all the Michael Phelps Fan Clubs are proud of his decision, though. He showed real team spirit by giving up his place & letting Ian have another go at the relay. In Mike's words, with Ian in tow, Team USA would have a better chance at winning the goal. Well, we believe in you & your decisions, Michael. It'll be sad not to see you in the water but it definitely is great that you won gold in the 100m butterfly. You came into Athens with a splash & you ended with an even bigger wave. Good for you, Michael. So, to one of the greatest (not to mention the hottest) swimmers ever to grace a pool, here's a tribute to you. Michael Phelps: The Baltimore Bullet/Iron Mike. I know he's never gpnna see it, but then, what the heck, right? I'm crappy here, so go with it.
It's the way...you melt all the girls' hearts when your face lights up in a smile.
It's the way...you're hungry for seconds, thirds, fourths & now fifths.
It's the way...your powerful arms made you win that terrific 100m butterfly.
It's the way...you look so good in only a pair of Speedo briefs; the briefs that made 95% of the female population drool & stare
It's the way...you look so heart-stoppingly gorgeous in only your smile...even more so with your NBAC swimcap & goggles.
It's the way...you get along so well with your coach Bob, who has been you ever since you were 7.
It's the way...you grin & celebrate after an amazing win.
It's the way...you & your teammates celebrate after bagging a medal
It's the way...you wear your headphones over your swimcap & fill your ears with Eminem but still manage to make us drool.
It's the way...you kiss your medal after your win.
It's the way...your mouth just expands when you take your breaths.
It's the way...you still manage to look sheepish like a little boy caught with his hand in the cookie jar even while wearing almost nothing.
It's the way...that even when you're fully clothed, we still love you even though you've got goggle marks around your eyes...ahahakz.
It's the way...your good nature attracts even the dolphins. Even they love you.
It's the way...you swim the backstroke & your mouth is open which makes us think very very naughty things we want to do with you.
It's the way...you bow your head down in concentration as you wait to take your mark.
It's the way...you raise those long arms of yours & declare yourself Number 1. All the way, baby!!
It's the way...you grace the covers of Time magazine wearing nothing but a pair of sexy Speedos & a tan while they declare you a pool shark that makes us love you even more!!
Michael, thanks for all the entertainment you provided during all those races in the Olympics from the moment the camera zoomed into your face, to when your very fingertips touched the wall. Thank you so much for giving us the view of your wonderful body & thank you for displaying your talent to the world & letting them know that you're for real. To Michael, with love & grattitude. From your No. 1 fan.
Laterz...
Lenny JC
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